I can sum up a giant costume party in about two words.

"No thanks."

I very much dislike this rain. Normal rain is fine; you can navigate through that with a few adaptions, but tropical rain literally falls to sheets.

... I think I might be getting too used to this island, surprise of all surprises.

It's been awhile since I posted in this. So I guess I felt obligated to.

Sakura-san, I can have you over for dinner anytime... so just say the word and I'll get ready.

It's nice to be male again, no offense, Renge-san. (Kaito-san, if I see any blackmail photos I will find them and burn them. I am not joking.) It could have been worse...

I wonder if anybody else I know will end up here. Tenten, maybe. I could even deal with Lee. Gai-sensei is pushing it though, and Hanabi-sama or Hinata-sama is out of the question. God forbid Hiashi-sama ends up here.

Nostalgia is a silly emotion, but human nature bids us, I suppose...

This is only slightly uncomfortable. I am now in a girl's body. To top it off, I don't know the girl whose body I am currently inhabiting. Renge, I think it is?

I'll try to return your body to you unharmed, Renge-san. Just a word of advice... but if you see a redhead, looks about ten, awfully puppet-looking...

Don't bother talking. Just run. Judging by your general lack of muscle, you'll probably be quicker than normal. I highly doubt Sasori would hurt you-in-my-body, but you never know.

After thinking, some things I should tell people -

Sakura-san: I thought about what we talked about. I can't believe it, but I think I'll follow your advice.

Sasori: You disturb me. It's... You know what? You should just stop talking to me.
On a second thought, don't. Just stop being creepy about it.

Kaito-san: You're worrying me in a not so bad way, especially lately. It's strange.

Naruto: When and where.

Uchiha: Sometimes I think there's so much wrong with you, it'd be a lot easier listing all the things that went right. But coming from me, you should probably take it as a compliment. Really.

Hitsugaya-san: Yes, you are moody.

Edit:
{{ In case you didn't notice or somethin', Neji has filtered the conversation between him and Sakura to them. CRAP I JUST DREW MORE ATTENTION TO THAT. DIDN'T I? x3 }}